godammit komaeda
(via komaedakomaeda)
Super High School Level Cockblock, Mistress of All TL;DR, and All-Around Bad Idea Dinosaur.
Proceed with caution.
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“Recreate any Game/Film/Album/Book cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”
GOODBYE FRIENDS
A FUCKING SHRIMP ARE YOU KIDDING ME
MY MOUTH IS AGAPE AND I CAN’T GET THE LAUGH OUT OH MY FUCK
| leknaat with riou: | your life is abou to suck bro have a rune good luck |
| leknaat with frey: | i have all this info that i'mma not give you lol figure it out yourselves cumsluts hi zerase ok bye |
| leknaat with lazlo: | blarhaoidbhsaslanamarg |
| leknaat with fog ship guide: | u suck bro pls leave |
| leknaat with luc: | shit |
| leknaat with tir: | OMG UR ADORABLE LET'S MEET UP AND HANG OUT SOMETIME CUTIE HERE IS YOUR REVIVED MOMSERVANT AND ALSO MY WHOLE LIFE STORY I LOVE YOU LET'S BE FRIENDS |
Oh thank goodness, someone made a yaoi hands photoset so I don’t have to
THE FIRST OOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
“I can feel your hand”, indeed.
lolololololol love it
(via minuiko)
According to Stephen Colbert tonight, this is the link for a new GOP survey aimed at ‘younger voters.’ Oh sweet lord, the questions on this thing are hilarious and painful and EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NEEDS TO FILL THIS OUT RIGHT NOW
DO THIS
HOW IS ‘IN THE CLOSET’ A SEXUAL ORIENTATION?????
DO THEY SEEM FUN I CAN’T
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I hope this is legit because I want someone to have to sift through these responses even if they will end up ignoring at least 95% of them
(via radiojamming)
today i ordered coffee under the name “stannis” and i shit you not the barista called out “i have a regular caramel latte for the one true king of westeros”
(Source: stephendillanes, via gallifreybebe)
GILGAMESH, YOUR PACKAGE GLOWS?
IT GLOWS PEOPLE.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WAS EATING I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY RICE CAKE
I found this on 4chan as an image sometime ago, but I couldn’t find the original post anywhere else. Luckily, someone from DeviantArt kept it as a journal entry, so yeah.
Rider Team
- 99 Assassins
- 3 chickens
- a few bags of rice crackers
- part of a library
- Caster’s atelier
Saber Team
- Caster
- Ryuunosuke
- Kayneth
- Sola-ui
- Berserker
- Kotomine
- Gordius Wheel
- the Grail
- the Hyatt
- a hamburger
- a couple packs of cigarettes
- a sizable portion of Fuyuki City
- Mercury-tan
- Byakuya’s hand
- Iri’s heterosexuality
- a ship
Archer Team (Tokiomi version)
- 1 Assassin
- bottles and bottles of wine
- Tokiomi’s yard
- Tokiomi’s dignity
- Kariya’s bugs
- an F15 fighter jet
Archer Team (Kotomine version)
- Tokiomi
- Ionian Hetairoi
- Rider
- Iri
- more wine
- Kiritsugu
Berserker Team
- Kariya
- Maiya
- Ougi
- a small tentacle monster
- a lamppost
- a few of Gil’s Noble Phantasms
- the same F15 fighter jet
Assassin Team
- Rider’s ladle
- a tree
- a bat
Lancer Team
- Lancer
- Kayneth’s finger
- Kayneth’s lovelife
- the Einzbern Castle
- Risei
- Gay Bud
- some of Saber’s hair
Caster Team
- many children
- Kobayashi
Honorable mentions
- Rin - Ryuunosuke’s bracelet
- Maker of Gil’s pants - some snakes
(Source: typemoon-universe.deviantart.com)