livious:

godammit komaeda

livious:

godammit komaeda

(via komaedakomaeda)

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

meehighmeelo:

bean-alchemist:

“Recreate any Game/Film/Album/Book cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”

GOODBYE FRIENDS

A FUCKING SHRIMP ARE YOU KIDDING ME

MY MOUTH IS AGAPE AND I CAN’T GET THE LAUGH OUT OH MY FUCK

(Source: sherrcock, via qichi)

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leknaat with riou: your life is abou to suck bro have a rune good luck
leknaat with frey: i have all this info that i'mma not give you lol figure it out yourselves cumsluts hi zerase ok bye
leknaat with lazlo: blarhaoidbhsaslanamarg
leknaat with fog ship guide: u suck bro pls leave
leknaat with luc: shit
leknaat with tir: OMG UR ADORABLE LET'S MEET UP AND HANG OUT SOMETIME CUTIE HERE IS YOUR REVIVED MOMSERVANT AND ALSO MY WHOLE LIFE STORY I LOVE YOU LET'S BE FRIENDS

terriblesting:

From the greatest tumblr ever Cosmarxpolitan

(via hellscabanaboy)

bookshop:

sundroplet:

heavyweaponsho:

gravitationaltimothy:

Oh thank goodness, someone made a yaoi hands photoset so I don’t have to

THE FIRST OOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“I can feel your hand”, indeed.

lolololololol love it

(via minuiko)

This. Is. Important.

jinxess:

spookyclaire:

rippleklainebagels:

donnamosses:

tattooed-yogi:

According to Stephen Colbert tonight, this is the link for a new GOP survey aimed at ‘younger voters.’ Oh sweet lord, the questions on this thing are hilarious and painful and EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NEEDS TO FILL THIS OUT RIGHT NOW

DO THIS

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HOW IS ‘IN THE CLOSET’ A SEXUAL ORIENTATION?????

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DO THEY SEEM FUN I CAN’T

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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I hope this is legit because I want someone to have to sift through these responses even if they will end up ignoring at least 95% of them

(via radiojamming)

whoistorule:

glenfoy:

today i ordered coffee under the name “stannis” and i shit you not the barista called out “i have a regular caramel latte for the one true king of westeros”

#who knew davos worked at a starbucks

(Source: stephendillanes, via gallifreybebe)

hellzabeth:

marioshinobi:

GILGAMESH, YOUR PACKAGE GLOWS?

IT GLOWS PEOPLE.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WAS EATING I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY RICE CAKE

Fate/Zero kills list

quietinside:

I found this on 4chan as an image sometime ago, but I couldn’t find the original post anywhere else. Luckily, someone from DeviantArt kept it as a journal entry, so yeah.

Rider Team

  • 99 Assassins
  • 3 chickens
  • a few bags of rice crackers
  • part of a library
  • Caster’s atelier

Saber Team

  • Caster
  • Ryuunosuke
  • Kayneth
  • Sola-ui
  • Berserker
  • Kotomine
  • Gordius Wheel
  • the Grail
  • the Hyatt
  • a hamburger
  • a couple packs of cigarettes
  • a sizable portion of Fuyuki City
  • Mercury-tan
  • Byakuya’s hand
  • Iri’s heterosexuality
  • a ship

Archer Team (Tokiomi version)

  • 1 Assassin
  • bottles and bottles of wine
  • Tokiomi’s yard
  • Tokiomi’s dignity
  • Kariya’s bugs
  • an F15 fighter jet

Archer Team (Kotomine version)

  • Tokiomi
  • Ionian Hetairoi
  • Rider
  • Iri
  • more wine
  • Kiritsugu

Berserker Team

  • Kariya
  • Maiya
  • Ougi
  • a small tentacle monster
  • a lamppost
  • a few of Gil’s Noble Phantasms
  • the same F15 fighter jet

Assassin Team

  • Rider’s ladle
  • a tree
  • a bat

Lancer Team

  • Lancer
  • Kayneth’s finger
  • Kayneth’s lovelife
  • the Einzbern Castle
  • Risei
  • Gay Bud
  • some of Saber’s hair

Caster Team

  • many children
  • Kobayashi

Honorable mentions

  • Rin - Ryuunosuke’s bracelet
  • Maker of Gil’s pants - some snakes

(Source: typemoon-universe.deviantart.com)