alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

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sparrowdreams:

annakedal:

blue-eyed-hanji:

monobeartheater:

misses-sauce:

This is what anime sounds like to our parents

ITS THE THING

HEL P I CANT BRETAHE

OMFG I CANT-I CANT-SHIT

This joke is actually based on a really old story from the Edo period. I’ve seen a couple different versions, but it comes down to “Parents have a kid, can’t decide what to name their kid, they go ask the local monk for advice, the monk keeps giving them suggestions, and they take them all.”

(Source: neydimneoldum)

alishalovescats1701:

xekstrin:

olbersparadox:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG

this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze


ITS BACK AGAIN OMG IM FUCGKING CRYING

alishalovescats1701:

xekstrin:

olbersparadox:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG

this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze

ITS BACK AGAIN OMG IM FUCGKING CRYING

(Source: boypart, via unfbucky)

combeferret:

princessjohnegbert:

If you’re ever feeling down, just watch this video. Trust me

im HavIN G A HEA R T ATT A CK

(Source: mekakushidanleader, via goldentilde)

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ignitioncrow:

I love this twitter.

ignitioncrow:

I love this twitter.

(via hellzabeth)

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Shocking people in the butt makes them pee, but only if you do it right.

lolmythesis:

Biomedical Engineering, Case Western Reserve University

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via oshuu-dragons)

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urdchama:

lettelle:

brainbubblegum:

i can’t draw hulk fists

No you don’t even understand how accurate this is

100% accurate

urdchama:

lettelle:

brainbubblegum:

i can’t draw hulk fists

No you don’t even understand how accurate this is

100% accurate

(via rydiaasuka)

shitroughdrafts:

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. By Suzanne Collins.

shitroughdrafts:

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. By Suzanne Collins.