This is what anime sounds like to our parents
ITS THE THING
HEL P I CANT BRETAHE
OMFG I CANT-I CANT-SHIT
This joke is actually based on a really old story from the Edo period. I’ve seen a couple different versions, but it comes down to “Parents have a kid, can’t decide what to name their kid, they go ask the local monk for advice, the monk keeps giving them suggestions, and they take them all.”
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG
this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze
ITS BACK AGAIN OMG IM FUCGKING CRYING
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.